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Army Demotivational Poster


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Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm
Perfect, Airman!

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course

A Man For All Seasons -

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm

MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 "drop & give me 20's"


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opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-

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440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the shit without a second thought.

Penguin Army -

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Guest. - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
I thought they were on opposite poles of the earth.
Tartie - June 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
This is made of win.
Nichole - May 20, 2008, 1:39 am
roflmao. Genius.

DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.

INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.

My Father Told Me Once -

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:13 am
The two greatest blessings a man can get is someone worth living for and a cause worth dying for.

GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles Dickens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


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trainwreck - May 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
I showed this to my dad. said to tell you "Hooah"
Airman - May 9, 2011, 2:13 pm
no no no
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
Airman was a ranger I guess...

THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I served with this gay I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

WAR - it's hell

TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!

THESE GUYS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM - and you complain about your Ipod not working.

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simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm
and I am pretty sure that we have special forces in Syria, they always pave the way for our military.
simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm
If it was about oil we would be paying like 75 cents a gallon of gas and it would be 3 dollars for 5 quarts of engine oil.. we fight for NATO and the UN cause no one else but us and our allies will.
jedimonk - June 11, 2012, 4:10 pm
If it's about freedom, why arn't we in Syria? Face it, the military is under control of politicians; Politicians are under control of financial backers; Financial backers are driven by consumers. You fight for me to have a broken iPod. Nice work!
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:35 am
sorry man but we aren't fighting for oil... i just got back and i can tell you that it is about freedom... combat is something that will change you forever, don't bash us on what we do before you try being a man and fighting too...
Seeker22 - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
And I always thought these guys were fighting for oil...stupid me, I don´t even own an Ipod.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 11:18 am
Ya Our Day To Day Life Is Really Sad, Try Combat !
makingplans4nigel - June 6, 2012, 4:47 pm
well complaining seems a bit harsh...but i agree with you

Untying The Knots -

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L

THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775


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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double tap fails..

DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.

S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.

NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.

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jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that shit, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


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IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.

"MARINES" - Semper PIE

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jacky138 - August 25, 2017, 10:51 pm
eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you

TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psychotic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant ass hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am
well no shit murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little bitch.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random dick on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am
your not writing shit! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do shit. yer gonna keep posting bullshit on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am
oh man, that's a false dichotomy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist dicks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am
way to go assfucks. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after dicking around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am
Fuckin Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am
Zed, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.

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03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual photo!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large breasted asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.

sith army knife -

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TRUST - Know where to place yours.

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


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US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight

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sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm


ARMY PORN - Every men got his needs

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HammerofHeeb - September 21, 2010, 11:27 am
That chic is the first thing I noticed. I may have been deployed once, twice or seven times. It gets really bad when you can't wait to see them in the Army Fitness Uniform. HUBBA HUBBA!
forseti - September 21, 2010, 11:08 am
Arabic for "If it is God's will". You don't get this?!? BTW: EE, have a look at poster #94407 (use the SEARCH-button). ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:53 am
HOLY FUCK MAN O_O i don't even understand..
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:52 am
Insha'Allah ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:46 am
next step is free BJs
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:45 am
Hawa is recruiting whoever he gets...
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice Observation Hammerof heeb, come by hammy's place in the forums.
HammerofHeeb - September 21, 2010, 10:19 am
How about the epic fail this guy is, when there is that army slore leaning up against the truck. Hello dessert princess! Not Pleased.
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Don't Worry, You'll Get Better, Swing By Hammy's Place In the Forum If You Want Help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:14 am
"every men got his needs"...really?, This is the best you can do?

BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:46 am
For some reason I don't think those are Russian Pilots. Their uniforms look like the Chinese Air Force, but then again I served in the Army. Not the Air Force.

ARMY OF ONE - or three

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CAVScout - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
hahahahaha, Dude im in the fucking army and even i think this is hilarious! Fucking Fat Ass Pouges! Go eat another fattie Cake you Supply Bitch!!! Ahahahaha!
FU... - June 21, 2009, 8:11 pm
Tell you what, you non-serving hippie fucking pussies get your ass over to the sandbox and serve, then maybe you can laugh. Until then, I'll take a heavy soldier over your cheesedick ass anyday. Cocksucking pricks.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:02 pm
Operation meat shield


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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.

H.R'S PUFFIN STUFF - Here we go again kids!

MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This photo was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
who needs boots right?

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.

COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am

FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level

US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3


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Airman - November 21, 2011, 4:11 pm
well duh.. it's called a joke betch..
betch - November 21, 2011, 3:35 pm
They do have a web site. douche.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 12:31 pm
true icon. It's also hard to get 300lb linemen inside of tanks.. or subs.. or fighter jets
Iconoclast - June 26, 2011, 7:33 pm
Maybe the Cadets are more focused on preparing for real combat rather than weekend gridiron combat.
Kazon68 - June 24, 2011, 7:57 pm
QUALITY!! I am sending this to all my Army friends.

A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am
I like my use of that pic better.

#2 In Afghanistan -


MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...

PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L

FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.

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DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am
what's the asking price? :3


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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 9:38 am
Just saw this a second time today, and I like it even more.


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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.

REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi

PRIVATES - Because SOMEBODY has to take one for the team.

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LEUPOLD OPTICS - Lighting the faithful's path to heaven through quality, innovative products since 1907

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GySgt1811 - July 1, 2009, 6:26 pm
My goodness, I seem to have hit a tender spot. Very strange reaction for a random observation. I never said a word about the scope. By the way, the weapon IS based upon a Rem, I do know what a mil is and you misspelled "where", it should have been "were."
kilbux - June 30, 2009, 7:10 pm
Thats not an M40. Thats not even a leupold. Thats a Schmidt&Bender PM 2 on a M40a3. m40's had wood stocks and redfield optics.You where way off and do you even know what a MIL is?
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 10:39 pm
That looks like a Quantico built USMC M-40; a 7.82 NATO based on a Remington Mod 700. And check out the rear of the bolt. She's cocked. Oh, joy! "You're a little high for that close of a range, son. Drop a half of a mil and you'll hit center of mass."

SHORE LEAVE - Cause even Uncle Sam didn't want you to miss this.

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 2:29 am
This deserves nothing but a 5L.
DevilPup - September 8, 2011, 8:56 pm
He's actually an Airman,but its adorable none the less
DarthMalicious - March 15, 2011, 12:10 pm
Nice. Thats all I can say.

For The Last Time -

URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.


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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:38 am
MO5T Excellent Airman~


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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Love it, great homage 5L

GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


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TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2010, 1:49 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
We do! And on your tab too!
wigglywabbit - June 11, 2010, 4:57 am
I'm a deployed marine in Afghanistan. My wife has spent every dollar I have made. On top of that she went out with a guy she used to date and got a DUI. She took a loan out in my name to pay for it. Fuck marine wives.

EXCELLENCE - When you look good, your boss looks good.

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Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:22 pm

one rule...if i lol you get a 5L. nice one...i lol'd.

ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

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WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:59 am
Yep, and I apologized (as MadMSG at the time) for my mistake.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
Good catch Avo...but that was pointed out by Jason on July 5th, 2008. Sometimes you have to read all of the comments to get in step.
Avo - May 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
BTW those are Marines
Hakiu - January 21, 2009, 1:24 am
Bullets are addressed to individuals, grenades are mailed to "Whom it may Concern."
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 2:55 am
oh well thanks for making me look stupid i guess. lol im from the north so i never hear about alabama being called yanks. anyways........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 12:30 pm
To our cousins across the pond in the UK, "yank" is a pretty all-encompassing term for a person from the USA, so, yes, Alabama Yanks makes sense to me.
Matters_Not - January 2, 2009, 3:34 am
alabama yanks? think about that statment for a minute.....wait for it.....and it hits.....yer a moron. thanks for playing.
letting - January 1, 2009, 11:38 pm
trigger happy alabama yanks around weaponry.....is just fucking dumb
OkiMarine - September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm
Nonsense. When we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is Hadji Steve's bestest friend. He just doesn't know it yet.
soldier - August 18, 2008, 1:29 pm
Not army ass, marines
Army - July 30, 2008, 1:21 pm
They actually let Marines near grenades?
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 8:45 pm
Fair enough. I didn't pay attention to the uniform, just the scene. My mistake.
Jason - July 5, 2008, 11:29 am
They're not in the army they're in the Marine Corps.

SQUIRREL ARMY - We are doomed

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:13 am
look at this menacing scary dude with a suspect backpack waving this big metalic object in the face of this defenseless terrified cop


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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
fucking ausies gotta love them


U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

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LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

Exotic weapons -

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moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome butter knife


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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
[email protected]
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.

CONFIDENCE - When YOU are all that you've got, and THAT is ALL you're gonna need.

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40MM SUPPOSITORY - Fast and effective relief from those major pains in the ass

BASIC - It's all good.

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


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CPT Rob - October 21, 2009, 9:26 pm
No shit!
Mongo - September 10, 2009, 7:47 am
Lighter than it used to be!
rick - September 10, 2009, 4:13 am
Traditionally yes cavalry used horses, but since tanks and choppers exist horses are of no use. So you have Air Cavalry and Armored Cavalry
Zack - September 10, 2009, 2:48 am
Don't Cavalry require horses?
CavalryScout - September 10, 2009, 2:00 am
hey guys, this is the new one, the other one was by me as well, but i just reuploaded with my name on it, ill be doing the same with the others

A More Perfect Union -

THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


When Interwebs Attack! -

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


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FRENCH GUNS FOR SALE - Only fired once, dropped once. deleted deleted

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:55 pm
where are FAMAS, oh there is no one, then, oh, it's not french guns, oh you FAIL

TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.

MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT #15 - Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

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Sauce? - April 7, 2009, 3:46 pm
That's rule #25...



NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.

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whenangelsfall - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
Ah damn.. can I repost that? It was posted at 2 a.m.. I feel pretty special right now.... fail
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:26 am
When you go to battle in the Motifake Wars, be sure you carry a dictionary..it's a mandatory necessity


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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:54 pm
Don't do it! It's a trap! The cake is a lie. x

SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.

THE US ARMY - Soldier 1: Look through the window and tell me if any enemies are coming! Solder 2: Um... I don't see any.

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:05 am
I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?

THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten

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djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am

Found the image source and sent you an email
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long shot, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longshot....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the photo (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
[email protected] - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius..
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm
I wish that more of this would happen...
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much ass have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an assmunch. Sadly there's room in America too for Assmunches like Chopperliscious.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am
The serious motivators are at AllPosters.com, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I'm sick of the touching.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge jackass and irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
dgbt... you're either a huge jackass or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am
This is hilarious!


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